Just when I was having a boring day, I went through my tumblr and I found this.

A picture that brought me back to my Disney Princess days. Lady Gaga looks exactly like the Old Witch from Snow White. What do you think lovelies?

Yes, those are some of the lyrics to the hilarious South Park remake of "I Said What What (In The Butt)" by Samwell. It's a hilarious song that Butters remakes in a South Park episode. If you haven't seen it then you definitely should.

Anyway, have we talked about anal sex on datingish yet? If we have then oh well and if not then yay let's talk about it!!! Anal sex is no longer taboo. I don't know the actual percentage of people that practice anal sex but i'm pretty sure it's a nice amount. A lot of people are very open with the idea and some just say "It's an exit not an entrance." And hey if you're doing it then more power to ya! If you're thinking about it then you go glen coco! And if you're just completely closed off to it, then boo for you (no offense).

I, for one, have never tried it. Am I willing to try it? Hey if it ever comes up as a topic for me and my boyfriend and we're seriously considering it then I won't knock the idea down. Id go through with it as long as we're both comfortable with the idea.

I took some time to go to Askmen.com and find out some information for everyone. Askmen has always been one of my top sites. I love all of the articles and information they have on there. Typically, most men like the idea of anal sex and won't turn down the thought of it. Some just don't and they leave it at that. However, for women it is either yes or no. Here are two reasons why women love it:

Because anal sex feels good:
Women love anal sex because it can feel absolutely incredible. It's different in sensation and it doesn’t feel like anything else she may have felt before -- it's deep inside, it's not her clitoris and is not in her vagina, but feels strangely like both in a sort of mixed-up combination in another part of her body. The rectum, once it’s ready, literally swallows the penis up and can’t get enough. The back passage transforms itself into a sexual playground. If the clitoris and/or vagina are stimulated while you are inside of her, it can take her to another sexual realm. Anal orgasms are possible.

Because anal sex is naughty:
People love to be a little bit naughty sometimes, and anal sex is one of those things you can do completely privately, and nobody will ever know you were naughty except you and your partner -- which is part of the fun. It is also often a "first time for everything" type of activity that can also be nice -- doing something you've never done before, ever.

Those are two pretty darn good reasonable reasons. Well, I don't know how it feels, but it sounds good. And yeah it sounds really naughty. What really caught my eye was "If the clitoris and/or vagina are stimulated while you are inside of her, it can take her to another sexual realm." Now that sounds like one hell of a good time!
 Here are two reasons why women hate it:

Because anal sex hurts:
Anal sex is not easy to master when you haven’t done it before. For a man it may seem straightforward -- in, out -- but it isn’t this simple. Women hate anal sex primarily because it hurts. It can cause cold sweats, shivers, extreme agony, and a massive chemical release into the blood stream that causes pain. This is highly unpleasant, but may be endured because A) She wants to like it; and B) She wants you to like it. If you're not very careful, if you don’t warm her up properly, if you don’t go slowly enough, you will probably hurt her. This really minimizes your chances for trying anal sex again. Do your best every time and you have at least a fighting chance at having another go. 

Because she's worried about a mess:
Anal sex is obviously a hot spot for mess. The idea that you could penetrate her butt and come out in a sticky situation is hugely embarrassing for her before it’s even happened, and for this reason she may avoid anal sex altogether. Women spend so much time making themselves look and smell beautiful that to have something ruin her hard work can be mildly devastating. Worrying about mess can be alleviated by using an anal douche before engaging in any anal play. Try taking a shower together too, and make sure her bowels are emptied at least an hour before starting.

Two very good reasons why I wouldn't try it. Obviously it's smart to take every precaution before you get down and dirty so it doesn't hurt. But if it's your first time, it's gonna be kinda hard to get it 100% right. I totally agree with the mess because I remember watching Zack & Miri Make a Porno and Stacey (the blond porn star) was having anal sex with Lester (Jay from Jay & Silent Bob) and she was constipated and after he inserted his buddy she went number two all over the guy who was filming the scene. That was hilarious but also very awful. I couldn't imagine how embarrassing that would be if it happened to anyone.

And then the rest of the article tells you to use lubricant because it doesn't produce it's own lubricant like the vagina. Use a silicone-based not a water-based. Use condoms because disease can be passed through unprotected sex and the semen could mix with the contents of the rectum and it can get a little "upset".

It also tells the gentlemen to enter with permission and to treat our bottoms with respect since we are sharing them with the men. So if you go in unprotected don't ejaculate in there unless there is a clear "Okay go!" Anal sex can be preformed on women as well as men. So don't be scared if your lovely lady wants to try it on you. But ladies, don't force it or you'll scare him forever.  And here is the link to the article if you're interested. http://www.askmen.com/dating/vanessa/28_love_secrets.html

So if it's tight do it right and enjoy your anal sex! If you're very closed to the idea, open up a little and let the light shine through and talk it over with your partner. Hey it might be something you will enjoy doing constantly!

Fellow datingish readers, yes or not to anal? Have ya done it? Is it something you'd do again? Have you been scarred for life (sorry if you have)?

Ahhh Wedding Season. The glorious season of big white dresses, gorgeous flowers, delicious cake and the unity of two people that love each other.  Weddings are amazing. I love almost every single detail of a wedding. I love the flowers, the color schemes, the food, where the reception is held.  But most of all I love the way the bride looks right before she is going to walk down the isle and the light is shining right behind her and the look on the groom's face when those doors open.  It's all incredible and beautiful.

However, I also hate weddings. I hate what happens before the bride and groom walk down the isle. Before the bride and groom get hitched, they go through hell.  Well, a lot of brides and groom's go through hell. Soon to be brides turn into Bridezillas and their grooms believe it or not turn into Groomzillas. Everyone knows the Bridezilla is a bride that wants everything to be perfect.  Every single task is easy. A bridezilla thinks a 3 tier cake with tons of piping and 3 different flavors is the easiest thing in the world.  She also thinks that making floral arrangements for the church, reception hall, cocktail room, bride, and bridesmaids is simple.  Bridezilla is basically crazy. And Groomzilla is the type of groom that tells his crazy bride that he doesn't care what she does and she can make all the decisions as long as she's happy. She can make all the decisions?  Are you nuts? The least you could do is sit down and help the bride. She might say "I don't need your help," but she actually does. She just doesn't want to bother you because she thinks asking you to pick flowers with her will break your arms or something.

I hate the fact that some grooms just don't care. I don't like that sometimes the bride doesn't allow the grooms family to participate in some of the planning because clearly it is their son that she is going to marry. I dislike how crazy a bride can get because she thinks everything is so simple. I also hate it when a Maid of Honor doesn't know how to be a Maid of Honor.  For gods sake, you're her best friend or sister or cousin or whatever, but you should know her from head to toe so it shouldn't be that hard to a damn Maid of Honor. I also really hate it when the mom of the bride makes the wedding all about herself. Helloooo, it's your daughters big day not yours! And I also very much dislike serious family drama that causes the family to hate one another during the planning and the wedding day itself.

For some people planning a wedding brings the worst out in families. For example, when my cousin Patty was planning her wedding between 2005 and 2007 there were so many family problems that it broke my cousin down.  Her mothers side of the family decided to go over her house as much as possible and rearrange her seating arrangements so they wouldn't sit next to people they didn't like.  And the second my cousin told them what color the bridesmaid dresses were going to be, it was hell. They didn't like her dress because it was strapless and too revealing. They didn't like where the reception was being held. They didn't like anything.  Finally the day of my cousins wedding arrives and it is going smoothly. It was beautiful and amazing. And when I and the rest of the bridesmaids arrived at the location the reception was being held, we noticed that my cousins party was downgraded to one of the smallest rooms because instead of having 125 guests, my cousin had 90 guests. Thirty-five guests didn't show up because there were family problems. Her own godfather didn't show up because he refused to sit anything closer than 20ft from his ex-wife.

Maybe not all families are like this. Some families just agree with everything so the planning could go smoothly and so the day could so smoothly. They agree with everything to keep everyone happy and if someone isn't happy then they could shove it!  But I have been to my fair share of weddings and there has always been a pile of family problems. Whether it be that the family doesn't agree with anything or that distant family has nowhere to stay or maybe that the grooms family feels like they have no say in the wedding.  Either way, there is always wedding drama. And even though I absolutely love weddings from start to finish, there are always those times where I just want to tell the people causing the problems to shut the hell up and go plan their own wedding.

So my fellow datingish readers, what do you love and/or hate about weddings?